Great Expectations -- the rendering of Dicken's novel into a tedious love story starring the Awful Hall of Fame actor Ethan Hawk and Gwynneth Paltrow, directed by overhyped director Alphonzo Cuaron.
Cousins, the remake of Cousin, Cousin, the estimable French romantic comedy, starring Ted Danson and Isabella Rosselini, a couple for whom the term "lack of chemistry" mighthave been invented.
Gus Van Sant's pointless shot by shot remake of Hitchcock's Psycho.
I'm thinking that The Invasion might make the list as well.
Any thoughts would be appreciated,