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How often has this happened to you?
["I wish to be landed at Hualmapai on the planet Fell."]
You pick up this glamorous high-maintenance babe, and the next thing you know, she's ordering you to go someplace inconvenient.
["'Where are my clothes?' asked Gardius. 'I've got to get out of here!'"]
Then you're naked, looking for your pants in your haste to leave.
Posted by Paul DiFi.