April 2nd, 2007

  • pgdf

Riddle Me This

Q: What is the difference between a 1961 movie starring Natalie Wood that borrows its title from Wordsworth, and a tumbler full of diet soda?

A: One is SPLENDOR IN THE GRASS and the other is Splenda in a glass!

Q: Aren't you ashamed of yourself?

A: Not at all!