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I want to write a story wherein the protagonist orders stuff like this from an old magic catalogue--and everything works as advertised, by real magic!
UNIQUE CARD RISE CHEST: X-ray unit inside turns magician's hand to bones!
LIGHT AND HEAVY GLASS: I work this trick all the time: the more I drink, the lighter the glass gets. Or does it get heavier? I forget now.....
DIAL-X: For x-treme tedium!
DAGGER LIVESTOCK VANISH: Isn't that the title of an early Lucius Shepard story? The call letters of an amped-up jet pilot fighting the war in Central America?
Posted by Paul DiFi.