I'm feeling all shobiz-y today, so a couple of Hollyweird items to start..
Channing Tatium (who's he?) and Jenna Dewan (who's she?), the stars of Step Up (what's that?) were married Saturday afternoon at a private estate in Malibu. The wedding, orchestrated event planner, Mindy Weiss, paid tribute to the couple's love of fairies and included two flower girls wearing wings. The cake, by Cake Divas, was shaped as a magic castle filled with faires in several flavors: red velvet, chocolate with chocolate fudge and white "funfetti."
Okay, I'm sorry, but these people have to die at once. Preferably they will be eaten while alive by the homeless who will be dressed as fairies and will get a gift bag containing magic cutlery and a dental plan. This is all starting to smack of Marie Antoinette, the last days of the Romanoffs, etc.
Oh, Christ. I just learned that Channing is in the GI Joe movie. Extended torment should be his. Let him be eaten with cocktail forks shaped like fairies with fangs.
Joe Jackson has decided to search for the real killer, though he need look no farther than his mirror. The Jackson patriarch has declared MJ's death to be "foul play." Latoya chimes in, "We're al lin pain and suffering the loss of Michael, but we're determined to get to the bottom of this..."
Speaking of the Gloved One, one of his plastic surgeon's is coming clean. Dr. Wallace Goodstein, who worked with Jackson's surgeon, said MJ "came in approximately every two months. He had ten to twelve surgeries during the wo years I was there." The surgeries included "multiple nose jobs, cheek implants, and had a cleft put in his chin. Eyelid surgery...you name it, he had it." Goodstein opines that MJ underwent many operation that he shouldn't have had.
Gee, doc...you think?
His nose was operated so many times and became so small, it had to be rebuilt by a dermatoligist, Dr. Arnold Klein: "I used fillers, hyaluronic acids. It's an arduous procedure, because you don't want to put too much in. You have to flow the material so it's perfectly smooth."
Klein is rumored to be the biological father of two of Jackson's three children.
Now that's making a house call!
Classic Hate of the Week:
Who can forget this guy:
When I was in El Salvador in the early 80s, an FMLN leaflet called this guy Death's Republican Uncle. I thought it was the perfect name. He made possible an environment in which some of the most horrific things I've ever sen took place. Say it with me now: Hate hate hate hate hate hate...